That’s it? Old people say stupid shit all the time and this is tame. Come on, you can do better.

I’ll cut off my left foot and dive headfirst of the Brooklyn Bridge if Selena Gomez will fuck me. What? She won’t do it? I knew it, she’s a coward.

Maybe Bababooey has an answer.

Johnny Mac is awesome. You're confused.

You're a fucking idiot. The horse is a vehicle. Same as a bobsled, skis, bike. Complete fail of an article. You suck.

If this is considered a personal achievement, these guys are losers.

No, just not an annoying voice. The First Lady sounded great.

Her tubular jackets are ugly as shit, she yells too much in speeches. This isnt sexist dumbass. Donald Trump has awful hair and gross orange skin. Is that sexist? You idiots wouldn’t know what to do with yourselves if you quit being offended at every non event.

It's not one or the other dumbass.

This is stupid. Saying she sounds like she's always yelling and lecturing is true. It doesn't mean the I dislike women's voices nor is it sexist in any way. There is so much to comment on with these two candidates and you are trying to make an issue out of nothing. Grow the fuck up.

Adjusting his jersey so he can more freely move during his swing. Naw, fuck it. Let’s just call it “touching his shoulder.”

No it's not. And you are confusing value and cost. This is a ridiculous article.

You fucking douchbags have the worst adjectives for dogs. Are you trying to out-do Tom for being an idiot?

I’ll vote for her, she will win. And she will be an awful President.

Clinton dresses like absolute garbage.

Clinton is just a lot less awful than Trump. But she's still gross and awful. She gets my vote because she is a smaller piece of hot stinking shit that the other guy.

Oh shut up. Don't you just vote for the best candidate regardless if it has a dick or vagina?

Wait, you have wanted to see a female President since before you were born? Are you a wizard?

She'll fuck it all up somehow.

She dresses like shit. Always with the tubular coats. Looks so stiff and gross.