It’s Canada. They’re born with gyroscopes in their beer hands for this very reason.

Senator John Blutarsky concurs noting that “It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.”

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

That has taken the place of traditional methods of closing out a letter 

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

Fuck Woody Allen for being a monstrous pedophile....

Is what I would say if i KNEW he was guilty, but I don’t.

Fuck the Farrows for slinging false accusations at an innocent man for decades...

Is what I would say if I KNEW they were lying, but I don’t.

And neither do a single one of you, so how about fuck the useless…

“I’m Nicole, and my pronouns are she/her.”