If you’re not watching Vanderpump Rules you’re MISSING OUT. It is full of garbage people, but it is practically perfect reality television.

“I’ll take that in cash.”

What I find confusing is the varying sentences that got people into Litchfield. Most of them seem to be there for drugs or fraud. But then you have people like Miss Collette, Yoga Jones, Pennsatucky, and the Golden Girls, who are all there for murder. And I dunno what Crazy Eyes did, but I imagine assault was involved.

I couldn’t give a hoot’s toot whether Kim identifies as feminist or not. I mean, good for her, but still. Whatever.

A must watch: Penn and Teller on Vaccinations

I can’t watch this ish anymore. “UnREAL” is sooooooo much better and at least it owns that it is faker than fake.

The disparity really is incredible. People in other countries walking an entire day without shoes to get to a clinic for a vaccination vs. these rich celebrities who are so priviledged they can afford to eschew them.

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they…

For anyone here who says vaccines are dangerous - the method used to produce vaccines has been studied for over 200, close to 300 years. Cars have been around for less. Microwave ovens have been around for less. VACCINES HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN HANDWASHING AS A MEDICAL PRACTICE.

While no scientific studies have clearly shown a link between vaccines and autism, I’m definitely seeing one between Scientology and anti-vaxxer lunacy.

So nobody really worth caring about, nice!

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

Can we replace the Yoko tweets with BRA tweets? How has that not happened already?

it looks like she’s holding hands with herself

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

you need content to compete in 2015

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.