Kal Penn, I sympathise so fucking much. Like SO MUCH.

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

File under: not worth an article.

I’m still desperately clinging to a Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren ticket or vice versa....even if it’s just a pipe dream knowing fully well how politics work in this country.

But she’s cool with laughter, right?

A woman who shames other women in to abstaining from sex until marriage has had not one but two pregnancies out of wedlock?

“I do not want any lectures”

I know a lot of people are going to say we should feel sorry for her etc, but no fuck her. She was talking shit about Miley and Caitlin Jenner just last week, now everyone should be non judgmental bc she can’t practice the idiocy she preaches, um no fuck her. I would feel sympathy if her family didn’t go out of her…

Apparently God has a great sense of humor.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

It’s a sad commentary on our country that I’m thinking Jeb Bush is the most reasonable Republican candidate. It’s going to be Bush v. Clinton and I will have to hang my head in shame abroad.

I found you a match! (http://www.xojane.com/sex/dating-whi…)

Speaking as a (big) Jew, I’m more offended by people trying to rewrite history than I am by swastikas. In fact, games like Wolfenstein: The New Order are way more resonant for me because they use actual Nazi imagery.

I’d contact his wife... She kind of deserves to know that he’s been cheating on her, at least emotionally, with this other woman. Just what the FUCK.

also, HE IS CLEARLY MARRIED and she STILL doesn’t get that at the end, which is mind-blowing. like, thats not an engagement party, sweetie.

I would like to thank Jezebel and Dirt Bag in particular, without whom I would never have known that Double Creature even existed. This is the best day of my LIFE.

HOLY SHIT IT’S MY DOG YOU GUYS THAT’S MY DOG!!!

my headline? “i thought my giant pregnant lady belly would act as a shield against men. nope.”

Q: What do you get when you fuck too many fish?

Rachel Dolezal should get moving on this immediately.