Q: What do you get when you fuck too many fish?

Rachel Dolezal should get moving on this immediately.

Don Lemon and Ron Burgundy...

A: No one is suggesting that we take confederate flags away from individuals.

It says “NOT YET”

It says “NOT YET”

The inventor of the pet rock dies and now this?! What a rough year.

Flabongo!

This was not my hook-up but I witnessed the hook-up.

I used to be a wedding planner, so it is not my hook up story to tell-but it was a very elaborate wedding at a winery. The couple was married by a young, handsome minister, who chatted about his wife and kids during the reception. Guess who was caught banging in a bathroom at the after-party? The minister and one of…

(I’m not a Lorde age truther btw but I think it’s one of the internet’s funniest conspiracy theories.)

The photographer does not have the right to resell her/his images without the consent of the photo’s content

Am i horrible because the first thing I thought of when i read this story was the episode of Friends where Ross tried to wear leather pants?

This is why I am against pants in all forms. You never know how dangerous they might be.

Bastard.

I wonder if any of those “religious” institutions whined about the 2 page form to be a non-profit religious institution required by the IRS.

Who am I, Mark (Zuckerberg)?

because tidal was a dumb idea and not even spotify withholds royalties, free trial or no.

i don’t think you understand the meaning of the word fair

No, that’s clearly a golf club. Unless you are riding horses REALLY wrong.

Who, me?