No, I am voting for Bernie Sanders.

Sharks don’t swim in my kitchen. I don’t swim in theirs.

She planned the whole thing to upstage the bride. Taylor is very much in control of her image and I’m shocked you can’t see through it.

In other news, I left Direct Student Loans a really big tip this morning. Got a check for my birthday - made an extra payment. According to their interest calculator, I just saved myself like ... $50 over ten years. WHERE’S MY DIRTBAG BULLET POINT?

I like that Taylor is wearing a white dress with the bride.

I feel like you could easily pay someone to recreate the “Astrid Two-Piece Gown” for less than $1.5k.

More like Fifty Shades of Bronzer

Dolezal graduated from Howard with her Masters in Fine Art in 2002

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

statistics suggest that New Hampshire has among the highest rates of underage drinking in the country

Porn is not inherently tied to exploitative labor practices, but the idea that it is—replicated by talent agents, producers, and documentaries alike—only strengthens that tie.

There’s no such thing as non-exploitative porn. There is such a thing as non-exploitative sex, but porn is a business.

And to trot out a…

I think we’ve reached a meta level of parody that is a parody of meta level parodies.

“stay together, live together, and raise their kids together”

BRB, got some jewelry to pick up.

Julianne Moore.

I’m pretty sure that’s Olivia Wilde.

For real tho...