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“Family-owned business falls victim to culture war.” Funny how that whole “personal responsibility” thing never applies to white Christians.

Is there a place where we can tell them to “Gofundyourself?”

AND THEY HAVE RAISE ALMOST 40K?!?!

The internet is more powerful than God.

Did not get one right. Go me!

YES AND THAT WAS WHAT MADE IT WONDERFUL

Things better than April Fool’s Day, ranked. 1. Spam 2. Moldy Spam 3. Jaws 4, The Revenge. 4. Frostbite. 5. Bi-polar 2. 6. Selective mutism. 7. Gluten free bran cardboard muffins. 8. Being buried alive. 9. Fuschia 10. Sex and the City 2

ME RIGHT NOW

The company recently fired longtime creative directors Marsha Brady...

My biggest Scientology disappointment has to be Laura Prepon. She seems so cool and smart and sexy—so sad.

You know that sinking feeling, when you find out that someone awesome is actually a Scientologist?

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

I had a roommate who was supposed to go to a going away party for someone she didn't particularly give a shit about, so the excuse she gave? "I have to wash my sneakers."

"The only reason I don't have a hard-on is because I had a Snickers earlier today!"

I try to have great brows and I know the saying is "eyebrows are sisters, not twins" but mine are more like 3rd cousins!

Really? That's what you got from this video? It's a reference to a Jay Z lyric, which judging by your tone you probably hate Jay Z for a myriad of reasons. But why does someone always have to bring negativity to a funny post?