I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

starring Courtney Stodden

Girl, unless you wore a fungus dress to your 300 person wedding, I don't know why you think I was addressing you.

oh fuck this is the scariest one.

I almost couldn't read this article. I still have so much anger over my wedding invites.

My husband did the invites and he ordered the wrong size envelopes - only his job was to print and assemble invites, and my job was to address and stamp the envelopes. We each did our part, then went to put them together and realized the mistake. We both started shouting, just random shouty sounds, then he stepped out…

She wants a refund for something she paid for and didn't get. That is not unreasonable. You are the idiot for thinking that someone should just give away $500 for a service they did not get.

More to do with the family politics of invites than the acquisition of physical invitations. My cousin didn't send me an invite to her wedding, so I assumed I wasn't invited, no biggie as we weren't super close and I was living far away. Apparently, she then got pissed when I neither RSVPed, attended, or sent a…

I had a minor one of my own doing. I was super excited to send out my invitations. I wanted to seal the envelopes with pressed violets, so I got clear circle stickers and raided the lawns of two different friends' parents and picked HUNDREDS of them, carefully pressed them in books, and chose only the best ones for…

A friend of mine married a man from Europe, and one of his groomsman told us that he didn't realize he was in the wedding until the wedding — he just thought it was an American custom to tell your guests exactly what color suit, shoes and shirt to wear.

Getting married in 11 days. Had 10 people just flat out not respond. Since 90% of our guests are out of town, we put them down as "no" and kept it moving. Considering that we filled in everything except the "are you coming or nah" and put the fucking self-addressed stamped envelope in the fucking mail & they couldn't…

If you wanna cut down on fabric, go with the hotpants dress.

One of my sisters is crazy. We were not on speaking terms in 1997 but I invited her to my wedding. Her two young sons (5 and 3) were not invited. We didn't want kids at the wedding or reception. She refused to come. Okey-dokey.

I received an invite to a family member's wedding- invite, reception details, reply card and a small, stamped, SEALED envelope. I thought maybe the envelope accidentally got sealed going through the mail, but turns out, the groom licked and stamped all the reply envelopes inside the invites.

I am going to share this and hope to god that no one reads it and knows who I am. It's too perfect not to share.

I had an Aunt who rsvp'd under 'dietary restrictions' that not only was she allergic to all gluten (news to the family) but also all perfume and flowers. I wasn't really sure what to do with that information...at a wedding.

How about a Fight Club?