Amateur hour. The photos aren't even in the frame, they are poorly tapped on top. I give this a C.

They should just stick him in solitary confinement for life. That shit sounds awful, much worse than death.

I had a friend in university who grew a mustache because he liked going down on women and retaining their scent the day after in the hairs beneath his nostrils

I'm sorry, I am confused. How did Jez expect Lena to react to the news that they were offering $10k for un-retouched photos of her? Did you expect a "thank you"? I am not even trying to be snarky here, really, what were you expecting?

Let's give this gal the benefit of the doubt. It's possible she didn't realize how serious you were when you laid down that no-sex-talk boundary

I need help with my FriendZone situation:

Make like Anne Hathaway and realize everyone needs a break from you (Jez Photoshop articles).

Ugh, SPOILER ALERT!

My boyfriend is going to be VERY excited about this. We live in San Francisco and he is a cat lady.

Wait, Jezebel hates Photoshop?! I'd love to read 50 more articles about this topic.

Divorce Season generates way more interesting stories than Engagement Season.

Cute ad, but a more accurate ad would have been "Swiffer: the best way to push dirt from one side of the room to the other."

I don't floss either and I told my dentist to stop asking me to start because I never will (I've been his patient since high school) so he doesn't bug me about it anymore.

Man you guys must feel like assholes right now. These photos were 100% not worth the outrage from your readers. I actually think Vogue barely altered these, they certainly didn't make her look thinner, which you implied they MUST have done. You's a dick, Jez.

I use a related trick to help me decide what clothing I should donate to Goodwill. I hung all my clothing with the hangers backwards (e.g., it loops around the back side of the rack). Then when I wear clothes I hang then correct way facing in. When it comes time for my yearly donations, I can then see what items I…

Confirmed! It feels obligatory most of the time, unless it's someone I am close to.

Ha! The wrapping paper part hit home. I wrapped my boyfriend's present in nice stripped silver wrapping paper with a red and green bow I made from yarn and he gave me my gift in a brown paper bag with newspaper as tissue paper...

Almost video shooting time !! I'm so ready! I just can't describe it !!!

Troll.