It's shocking to me that he lives in Austin. If he gets rid of all the hippies, potheads, liberals, fat people, black people, homeless people, gays, feminists, people with tattoos, and criminals who will be left?!

Lindy, you've arrived (via his Facebook page)

If you hired him for a gay wedding between a black man and a white man where the officiant was a hippie feminist, his head my literally explode.

Yeah some people just feed off of attention no matter how negative it is. I am just worried for Austin residents that he might do something crazy, like shoot up Bebe store because he thinks they sell whore clothes.

My first reaction was to laugh at what he was saying (which is absurd). I think it's because his diatribe is so outlandish that my brain can't even process it enough for me to get angry.

Last nights episode actually scared me the way season 1 often did, so bravo to AHS Coven for stepping the eff up. I am loving this season!

Not even the cats in Abercrombie bags meme can save them?!

I might be alone on this one, but if a movie was created in my lifetime, I don't need to see a remake.

Well at least these kids aren't peaking as infants!

She's from the Florida panhandle, types the word "y'all" and doesn't understand the difference between "accept" and "except". Yeah, that is pretty much all I need to know about this girl to confirm that she would make a perfect tanning salon employee.

Yeah everyone, just "except" her apology.

I can get on board with the concept of not defining women as good or bad role models when the person was never targeted towards a young demographic. Where I struggle is when someone, like Miley, goes from Disney to twerking pot head with one snap of a foam finger. How could we possibly tell kids not to look up to…

Pretty soon pharmacies are going to be locking up their dairy section, because teenagers will be buying that shit in bulk to go trippin' on night cheese.

Yeah it's an amazing building and (I think) the only place in SF where you can still see the Mission Creek, which is awesome.

I have been on a tour of the Kink.com studio (without really knowing what kink.com was) and yes, it's exactly what you think it would be like.

The flatness of her stomach never ceases to amaze me!

Would you say a "zero fucks resting face" is the same as a "resting bitch face" or is it different?

Is it just me or does this description sound like the "plot" of a gay porno?

One of my favorite Beemo moments:

In a completely unrelated topic, I L.O.V.E your Beemo profile picture. I am jealous.