Danica Patrick just misses out on Daytona 500 victory.

Are we not going to discuss meth legs coming down the stairs?

Attendance requirements at college are stupid. How about you try having an interesting lecture, then people may show up. And those that don't that's their fucking issue

A bunch of really big fast guys who gas after 5 minutes?

Who am I supposed to be looking at here? Bro in Murderin’ Hernandez jersey? Kenny Rogers? Hartford Whalers fan with serial killer eyes? Pretty lady?