This is adorable. I’m from Miami and first saw snow while traveling at 24, so I totally get it.

And you just summed up the problem with the NCAA.

All I can think is if he makes any money from the video the NCAA will ban him for impermissible benefits.

Not that I want Lena punished more harshly than the rapist, but I hope that the stink of her “insider information” post follows her ass for a long time. I hope Odell Beckham notices it.

Ok, but I can think of other reasons I might not want to get involved:

Yo, but Patrice O’Neal said Asian girls had butts like a stack of cds, so... he sorta stole the joke.  

“I’M TELLING!”

You’re trying to fuck a police dog, aren’t you, P0lymorphic?

“I know what’s going on. You’re trying to fuck a police dog, aren’t you P0lymorphic? You’re using my splendid name to lure an unsuspecting K-9 officer to your home so you can make sweet love to another animal in uniform?”

T. Rex saves the day again.

raise your hand if you’re completely, totally, 100% OVER chris pratt.

True story: Once everything about Spacey hit, I set a Google alert for Singer’s name, assuming it would only be a matter of time. I’ve been reading about his disgusting, criminal behavior for years, so I think I’m a bit consumed at this point in seeing him brought to justice.

Anybody dumb enough to marry a man who changed his name to Ned Rocknroll will never be recruited into Mensa—-I don’t care how much money his fucking uncle has.

...with much older men who look like Allen, no less. His offerings should have to compete with science fiction because nothing but mind control explains that.

All this guy ever does is make movies of old pervs dating young women they would never have a chance in hell in real life. How is this thinking like a woman? What woman is this?

The only truly correct opinion here is that electronic music is bad and those damn kids should stay off my lawn.

They should have just thrown in 2-3 cis men, not announced anything about how this was being led by women and gender minorities, and just let the festival promote the artists’ work by being awesome. They’d reach a much larger and more diverse audience that way. This way, they’re preaching to the choir.

I applaud the two women for also having the foresight - and agility - to not only beat his ass but not destroy the evidence in the process. Sweet.

I was at the grocery store a couple weeks ago with my 1yo and a man came up to me and asked “Does that boy have a piggy bank?” I was like umm.... and then he handed me a Sacajawea and said “Please put this in his piggy bank from me.”

I don’t want to make light of this at all, and I hope that these fuckers get taken down, but...