I often hear people recounting tales of how they weren’t allowed to say someone is lying, they had to say someone was “telling stories.”

this. it always bugged me all the sunken place drops on people that clearly are CHOOSING their fuckshit. nobody is taking them over and trapping their real selves. these are either self hating negros, or just lost

My Raptors have Ibaka now and he is fucking terrible, so I want to say Orlando won that trade, but I’m sure not hearing much about Terrance Ross.

Did Jordan understand his own film?

None of his actions have ever had serious long-term consequences in his entire life. (Bankruptcy to him is just a business choice not a bad consequence.) So, why should he even think to care about telling the truth?

I see no lies in your words.

kinda depends on how it shakes out. their best chance is to be one of the two best one-loss teams. However, if either Auburn or Georgia beats Bama and Ohio State beats Wisconsin, it’s not looking good for the Canes even if they beat Clemson. But if they beat Clemson and it’s chalk in the Big 12, B1G and SEC, then they…

JUST FOR STARTERS.

he talks too much

*shakes head*

Can’t have done it since I’m a yogi? Nooope. A laughable defense. See Shiva and Bikram yoga sexual harassment and assault scandals, just for starters.

The minute I heard about salmonella leaching into stuffing, I stopped putting food I intended to eat in a bird. Plus, you don’t get a crust with it in there. Gotta let that dressing breathe.

This was reinforced for me yesterday. Their base denial of white privilege and systemic racism serves as its own proof. When I point to raw data supporting either idea, their brain just shuts down.

White people, no one believes your bullshit except for you. No matter how many times you try to convince us that you aren’t racist, or you don’t vote for discriminatory practices/politicians...we don’t fucking believe you.

I swear, if I hear one more god damn millennial say “you need to recognize...”, I’m going to lose my goddamn mind.

My sister makes extra pans that she keeps hidden.

When in the history of Black Thanksgiving has there ever been leftover Mac and Cheese?

One wonders what the hell he was thinking about when he sent that to Crews.

 Russell Simmons is like one of those creepy old black pastors that used to be a street Hustler when he was younger and just figured out that God is the most powerful drug of all. Always thought he was a shady piece of shit, can’t say I’m glad I’m right though