Was about to post the same thing. A flaccid dick is very mashable. Even if it’s longer than your hand you can fold that baby up no problem.

One of my friends jokingly used to say he wanted to tattoo a scale bar on his dick, but make it in “inches” that were actually only 3/4 of an inch long.

I think your dick is probably fine.

Never lie about your dick. Don’t lie about its length; don’t lie about your ability to get it hard. Don’t do it in a movie; don’t do it in real life.

Yeah, this article told me much more about the author than it did about Wonder Woman, lol.

For whatever it’s worth, I read this with my eyebrow raised, thinking that there was some pretty fundamental misunderstandings of how male anatomy works if people think a guy can’t cover his flacid junk with one hand.

Assuming he was flaccid (which, admittedly is a stretch on account of his clear attraction to Dianna), dicks have this incredible ability to be squished/mashed/crumbled without any issue. Unless your dick is monstrous, you should be able to cover it with one hand. Consider this: The ‘package’ portion of men’s…

Easy. It’s a straight on shot. He’s only cupping the balls and his bigger than average dick is going upward and hiding behind his wrist and forearm, depending how hard he is. /thread

Shapeshifting

I was wondering if she was asking about something else and he mistook her meaning. Surely Themyscira is full of plenty of ancient Greek statues and vases and stuff. Those things have plenty of penises on them so not like she has never seen one.

I’ve had friends and family members miscarry and receive a certificate of birth or baptism from the church. That was more than enough to give them some degree of closure and make them feel like their child’s existence, however brief, was acknowledged. I’m leery of the government interfering with this process in any…

I bet there was constituent demand. I had a friend who had a stillbirth, (not the same, but for many women it is similar) and getting the birth certificate was really important to their family. I definitely also understand the concern here, don’t get me wrong, but hopefully the wording and that it’s optional will…

Especially younger women who have no idea what age is going to do to them.

Yeah, I’m not so sure that is true. Before I became disabled, I worked out at our local rec center. There were lots of women checking each other’s bodies out. You could overhear the whispered conversations and sometimes stifled giggling. Not all women are as enlightened as we wish they were. Especially, those with…

Show us on the doll where the apple hurt you.

It definitely is when you are hammered. Also, who gives a shit about the orientation of video in 2017, fuck sake.

Just think this is civilized compared to the old “Show Us Your Boobs” days at Indy.

This Taco Bell slagging needs to stop.

IT SHALL NOT STAND

While Indycar drivers are getting robbed, engineers in NASCAR country have fully operational Waffle House technology.

I suspect she felt protected under the assumption that a man wouldn’t hit a woman. In fact, it appears she felt that assumption gave her license to say whatever she wanted. If it was a black woman, she might have not said anything. She is taking advantage of the appropriate social understanding that a man should not…