1994, Bart Gets an Elephant

In a fresh twist, rather than adding members each year, this museum will annually disavow them.

I’m sorry, the correct answer is “cabbage”

I’m referring to a specific, infamously bad Wonder Woman costume (Ya know, from comics) to highlight the absurdity of my request and the punishment for failure to meet my standards.

Is that when the Russians in Afghanistan defeated the Space Monkey Mafia?

I swear if Wonder Woman doesn’t wear a leather jacket for the entirety of the film, I’m going to bully Patty Jenkins off of Instagram.

So with the hiring of Jim Lee we see that creativity is certainly not a requirement for being a Chief Creative Officer.

In classic Projekt Red fasion, I hope that when you whistle for your car to come to you, it gets inexplicably stuck on a fence post or blade of grass.

It’s like you’re flipping through a comic book.

It looks like they added a little cyan and magenta color bleed to the backgrounds in order to push the comics’ style aesthetic. So that’s what is messing up your eyes.

I’m tired of the constant subtext of these films...somebody better fuck a robot this time!

I’ll bet you that Cheetah is a front villain to some deeper plot of a character like Circe.

That’s the joke.

Dear Warner Bros,

If you’re one for believing things on the internet, leaks from this show started appearing a couple weeks ago and the whole thing sounds rather dire.

Mecha is in a bad way.

In your defense, many of those minutes contain Jimmy Fallon.

Welcome to Fiction!

Children, like adults, can have wildly inconsistent sensitivities.

“If I say the word “toxic,” you auto-complete it with...”