Futhermore, in Tomasi/Gleason’s final Superman book last week, they took MARTHA Kent’s terrible “You don’t owe the world...” line from BvS, flipped it around and actually made it fit the Superman ethos.

To be fair, the superior fry sauce is made with hickory sauce, not ketchup. So they’re only infringing on the inferior condiment.

Stupid babies need the MOST attention!

No more Lucky episodes, you say?!

Begin the campaign for a King of the Hill reboot now!

Taking in his prodigious consumption, it’s sad that he always chokes on playoffs.

Unchanged, but moxie was through the roof.

I hope he gets to hang out with Elan Sleazebaggano!

But seriously, end this franchise.

I, for one, am glad that Jim Carrey is now attending a high school art class.

It’s god-damn criminal this wasn’t animated.

I can only hope this is the follow up to Science Court that we’ve been eagerly anticipating.

I wish plunky piano covers of songs meant to evoke familiarity/nostalgia would also get...Lost in Space. *looks into camera*

There’s also nose bleeds.

Will they also be releasing the VHS box sets? I have $500 dollars burning a hole in my pocket and I’d like to watch 4 episodes of something.

Superman: Peace on Earth also covers this topic quite nicely. With Alex Ross art!

Whoa. Let’s not go treating Futaba like a common Ohya.

It’s hard to imagine another graphic novel that I feel specifically needs an animated adaptation more than I Kill Giants.

Alas.

a) Who?
b) No.

I dont know. I’ll make up my mind after I see the next 12 trailers.

“It’s a broad, unsubtle, occasionally tacky and ostentatious movie”

DC, please stop.