Ricky Gervais, the British Louis C.K., except slightly less pandering and disingenuous.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Okay, I can get on board with that!

Okay, I get that and if Kinja would let me I would change the phrase to "in the heat of the moment".

I get that, but that is not an accurate sense of the term. It doesn't mean "without good reason." The term refers to degree of provocation that caused your blood temperature to rise, metaphorically. It's legally very relevant whether his blood was "cold" or "hot" when he did the killing. Given he had just seen his…

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

and I and my partner are twice-a-month folks (on average), and quite satisfied with that

The fact that you think attempting to initiate sex on a normal frequency is "pestering" speaks volumes about what kind of partner you are.

What's funny is I work with a guy who drinks Coke like it's the only thing sustaining him. A can at 9 AM for breakfast, a can with lunch, two other cans I see during the day and I can't believe it's only an at-work thing.

It's not just the climate.

Can you blame them? Police do often ticket every racer based on reports of just one of them being an asshat. I'd be scared of the same thing if I was in that position. Of course, if no one else was around, they would be total dicks for leaving. But others DID stop to help, so why put themselves at risk of being…

Of course! And you're free to like this video! Me, I just don't get much out of it.

"This thing is like this other thing you already liked" is the worst part of the internet