Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

Southern style boiled peanuts, no contest, fight me.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Sorry. I don’t agree with most of you.

Everybody in the comments feeling bad for Ivanka........guess what, you’ve proven your inability to resist propaganda. They just recontextulized her as “just a mom trying to fly with her family.” And you are sucking it up. My god people. Have a cup of coffee and use some critical thinking. Coach? Jet Blue? No part of…

She knew exactly what she was doing and what the potential outcomes were from flying commercial. Part of me thinks Bannon set this up so this exact incident would occur and everyone would feel sorry for lil Vanky.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

He’s our shitbag and he’s at worst second-best coach in the league.

I was wondering if anyone else caught that.

Glad someone else saw that. Thought to myself it was a dick call (though if he slid past the marker so as to keep the ball and run more clock, I get it) but seeing Carroll made me dislike him even more. And keeping Wilson in, too — lucky he didn’t get hurt.

Are you suggesting it was some sort of inside job orchestrated by Carroll?

I think he was reacting to the Seahawks keeping possession, but yeah I was thinking the same thing. Maybe keep the gum smacking and shit eating grin under wraps when one of your guys just got knocked the fuck out. I have no problem with the fake punt. It was a fuck you to the Rams who seem to really like pulling out…

Rams Wreck Ryan, Rues Running Ruse.

Seems like he lost the ball because it was camouflaged by the earth-tones of his uniform.

does anyone else ever see something happen live and say to themselves “yeah that’s gonna be on deadspin pretty soon”

The worst part about that play was not that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, decided to run a fake punt while up 24-3 with five minutes left in the game, but rather that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, was laughing like a sociopath on the sidelines while his training staff was checking whether or not his punter…

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Leave it to noted shithead Pete Carroll to run a fake punt while up 21 points with 5 minutes left.