No. Parents devote nearly every waking hour of 18+ years to their kids. We’ve earned the right to make stupid fucking jokes like this. Deal with it.

Wow, pro-fascism takes from LifeHacker, how spicy. All in the “good of the public” right? It’s the government’s job to prevent people from harming each other. It’s not the government’s job to regulate every vice that might cause future harm. That shit doesn’t work. It’s never worked. We tried it. It blew up in our…

It is as freely made as any other decision. NO decision is freely made because they are all influnced by our genetics, our history, our environment, and our situation.

Regardless, government has no right getting in the way of those unfree decisions and government’s just make it worse.

I’d vote egg bites, and would request an egg-white, or otherwise dieter friendly version. :)

This makes a good egg, but the finished cooking alarm is LOUD and continuous.

This makes a good egg, but the finished cooking alarm is LOUD and continuous.

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The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction…

The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction cup and a clean, understated look.

The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction…