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Loveable? I'm guessing you've never had a gun pointed at you before.

Thank you so much for this comment, which is significantly more restrained than mine was going to be.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Republicans vs Transformers

State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

I am certain that you don't know what (or who) you're talking about.

This is always one of the more troubling aspect of revising history. People look back and feel actions like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or Dresden were unneeded, yet fail to see what was happening elsewhere. They overlook how devastated England was not just militarily but even at home which was on a regularly getting hit

The first time you've ever read "Susan Sontag" in a sentence, perhaps?

To be fair, we are an entire nation built on ignoring others with despising arrogance. You attention-craving excited kids are exhausting.

I always felt that even steadiness of French is what makes it so hard to understand. Listening to French is like watching a river flow by; nothing sticks out to grab onto. So I suppose that makes it nicer than English if I'm attempting to ignore the speaker, but annoying when I'm actually trying to understand them.

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Your roommate is an imbecile. Let him be an imbecile.

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You are a miserable bastard. Now go eat a tomato and get the fuck out of here. ::BURSTS INTO TEARS::

I think that Burt did that to many of us ;-)

I sat at my computer for hours earlier today wondering what I was going to write on this post. I never came up with a single sentence. It's fitting, I think, because you mean more to me than I know how to express. My life, in tangible and intangible ways too myriad to mention, is so much better for having met you.

If everyone will allow me to be weird for a moment -

In the words of every archaeologist ever, if there was any merit to a jesus story there would be ONE SINGLE piece of archaeological evidence, there isnt....not even close

Yeah not a single scholar actual believes there was a real jesus person, even the Josephus writings which are the only an allusion to a "jesus" character before 200 ad only mention him as a cult warlord....if he was anything

They just worshipped Mithra and hung out and refused to tell other people about it, almost like a club.