that would mean that i would have to use my phone on kinja and i would rather kill myself by hungry rat

I thought this was his Southern Comfort restaurant, but after reading, I was like, "Wait...there's more?"

Seems like it's another thing to add to your business model/empire, along with the clothing line and perfume/cologne.

Wow. Welcome to more rationality, friend. I have a close friend from college who reads at least a book a week, literally anything and everything, and he's incredibly intelligent, yet he's a young Earth creationist. I can't ever wrap my head around it, and I can avoid the subject, but he couldn't and it would always…

How about a rebooted TNG that takes place after the rebooted movies?

Post-Scarcity will never happen as long as a significant portion of the population continue to see starving people as "moochers", and believe that poor people's suffering is just.

A 24 hour marathon showing of Threshold!

If facts really beat fiction, we wouldn't have religions, homeopathy, card reading, fortune telling, anti-vaxxers, and countless other examples where people resort to magical thinking despite well-known facts.

Considering the man has been dead for 23 years, they may not be in the best condition....

Celebrate through our pets.

I believe the point of most psychological studies is to demonstrate how the human brain is fundamentally irrational. And rationality has only be reached through strenuous training. Therefore, these studies are useful in demonstrating the various pitfalls the mind is prone to, allowing us to better guard against them.

So it was YOU!

Yeah...it was sure no Gilligan's Planet.

Why do famous people just randomly start restaurants? I mean, like, even if this hadn't ended in pooptastrophe, did Justin Timberlake think he had some special concept for a restaurant that was new and interesting? Aren't there already, like, a lot of restaurants? (Ones without illegal poop aqueducts flowing through…

I recall years ago when John Edwards debated Dick Cheney. Edwards obliterated Cheney. The next day at work, I expected a Bush/Cheney supporter that had been talking about the upcoming debate to be hanging his head in shame, but instead he was very excited that Cheney had completely 'devastated' Edwards. I scratched my…

Having been deconverted from fundamentalist Christianity to something more deist, some of the things I used to say to "disprove" evolution included:

Donald Glover was the RA on the floor above mine my freshman year of college. We didn't know each other or anything but he was the kind of guy who always smiled with a "what's up" kind of nod when he passed you in the hall in a like, hey it's that friendly face I vaguely notice sort of way. And his kids were crazy…

Using white on a map that uses white for the background irks me a bit.

Speaking of dystopian surrealism and fish: