You've given a male cheerleader a statement which may bring him some pride, hopefully it works out for him. I'd sign off as George Bush but that's easy and weak so I'll sign of as a random Marine.

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.

That is amazing and entirely true (that he said it, not that public transportation is a form of welfare, sweet Jesus): http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/h…

He said, too, that Batey's "intentions were not what they would have been had he not been intoxicated."

I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

Do you wipe your ass? I had to explain this on another gawker board yesterday.

"Gratuitous and Juvenile Potshots" should probably be my tagline.

Dateline tells me to wipe down the hotel remote with bleach before using it because of all the fecal matter, but Lena Dunham tells me to motorboat that ass. Mixed messages, yo.

Lena is an actress, writer and director which is an achievement for someone her age and I also realize a product of nepotism. Despite this, a lot of cis women really hate her. She's a polarizing figure without question - but I think there's an underlying hatred towards her that is amplified by her physical appearance.

She's a worse human being than Kim K but Kim gets more shit for getting "naked" and she's gorgeous

This may get me pilloried but if Lena was skinnier and prettier women would love her a lot more. I'm not even going to touch the men who hate her because that is what it is.

Self-care is #1. You do you.

Well this girl is going to learn her lesson the hard way. Tattoo removal is by far the most painful thing I've ever experienced- and my epidural had stopped working when I pushed my baby out. Granted the first place I went to used a facial laser on me rather than a tattoo laser and the results were... gnarly, but the…

Right?! Remember a few years ago when there was outrage over a photo of Sarkozy and Obama allegedly checking out a 15-year-old girl's ass? Well then the actual video was released and it was clear that Obama was looking to see if an elderly woman was ok making it down the steps (although in the video it still looked…

There were more reasons why she might be uncomfortable than simply "Biden is a creeper". Cameras, for example. Or being part of a spectacle for strangers.

The summer of '87 was indeed awesome, since someone asked. I particularly liked the part where someone else was supporting me and I wasn't busting my ass day and night while raising a kid. Anyway. While we're busy saying EEEEEWWWW CREEPY JOE, is anyone going to bother asking who's behind VAWA's renewal, the revival…

I mean, a single still shot tells you absolutely nothing conclusive about what the people in a situation are feeling or thinking. You could take a lot of pictures of me throughout the day that, taken out of context, would lead you to make wrong assumptions. This is a kerfuffle about a grand total of nothing. But, such…

Yeah, well this is not a good first impression. I know you post a lot and try hard to create a sense of community. But journalism is a job. It's the writers' responsibility to at least be correct and not blatantly offensive. If Emma Carmichael can't hire people who can express themselves properly in the hosting…

Wow, y'all are really making a splash with these inaugural posts. The body horror about the triplets, the crazy incoherent vanilla extract post, and now this nice little bit of hateful ageism in what is essentially a bogus news story crafted specifically to allow nasty comments about non-Millennials: