pregnant lady strip club. "let's heat it for samantha, those double-ds aren't the only twins she's carrying"

I've spent my whole post-adolescent life drinking for two. Where's my custom bar? (It's all of them until the bartender refuses to serve you/hitting rock bottom)

Agreed. I'm finding myself really liking her lately, and it's like I don't even know who I am any more.

It's something I think about fairly often- I'm on opiate painkillers for my degenerative spinal condition- I'm technically allowed to drive on them, but it's up to me to determine what a safe level is in regards to driving (I have determined that pretty well, I think). Still, if I were to cause an accident, I'm not…

It would explain why Matt Damon was so drunk.

I'm usually not one for fashion or weddings, but the detailing on the top Amal's dress is so beautiful, I can't look away.

Everyone at Amal's wedding got an iPod? Not surprised - Bono was probably handing them out. "Hey guys, our new album is already on here! No, don't walk away, I'll just slip this into your bag, then."

Funny how we always seem to think of Rome as a pinnacle of civilization. If there was a nation on Earth today that was as savage, unequal, brutally expansionist - a nation based upon slavery, with public displays of torture, with a dictatorial government in which succession was usually by assassination or civil war,…

And look at how historians refer to the 900 year period (approximately) after the collapse of Rome as 'The Dark Ages'.

I'm not an expert, but I've picked up enough to realize that the Celts and German societies were sophisticated enough to qualify as civilizations (although any attempt to judge other humans as 'civilized' or 'uncivilized' should be treated with suspicion).

'Stone Age,' when not referring to time period, denotes a…

I second the vote to call them “Assholes”!

An example of the metalwork of these people that the Romans despised. 4th-century BC.

modern english has totally removed the term from its roman roots. If we were going down that route, then "fascinate" would not mean that something is interesting, it would mean "to confuse with my metal penis magic".

In modern english, barbarism holds an exceptionally derogatory meaning, implying not that someone is…

What they do goes a step beyond murder, too.

NO oversized or excessive jewelry

We spoke with an employee at the restaurant, who said you can wear just about anything for lunch or dinner, but the dress code is strictly enforced during concert events.

Amazingly enough, that wasn't deliberate. I literally could not find a useable picture of him NOT wearing a bandanna through Getty or AP.

SpongeBob also adores his low-paying fast food job, so you'd think governments would endorse his message heartily!

I was a bank teller at a savings and loan in downtown Cleveland for awhile. I had this one homeless man that stayed at the YMCA , who would come to my window everyday and deposit several cheques for very small amounts... $.50, $1, $3. They were stock dividend cheques, rebate cheques...never over $5. He never took any…

Actually her resume says rocket surgeon.