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The mind-blowing twist is that the kids are supposed to kill the hapless teenagers as part of their training.

Her mistake was putting that woad on her legs. Sure, it made her fierce, but it totally fucked up her spatial reasoning.

It’s just an impractical knife. Who gives a shit?

Don’t get me started. I’m still pissed off there weren’t more Westerners in the live-action Attack On Titan.

You’re a doofus.

It’s almost like you’re a villain in the book he reviewed, a crank who bends information in order to hold the fickle gun of public opinion to someone’s head.

#quickfixes

Any other things we should be wary of today, Helen Keller?

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This is the shit because without the title, you’d assume it’s just some rather odd metaphorical meditations on love.

Well played. I’m not sure if I like the comma splice, “I09,” or the use of “lack” best.

He was probably the possessive type considering that, supposedly, something like one in every two hundred people alive are his direct descendants.

Hair on the black market can go from $10 to $300 a pack...

Not to threadjack your threadjacking, but what are your thoughts about Marc Jacobs?

You a jackass.

And what about:

Are you also in charge of who can write a song called ‘Mandy’ now?

By the time it ended, DS9 was basically Star Trek, except with superheroes.

Relax, comrade. I’m sure there’s a line somewhere you can go stand in if you’re missing the old days that much.

Totally a Christmas episode.