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Not to threadjack your threadjacking, but what are your thoughts about Marc Jacobs?

You a jackass.

Against Trump? It’s got my vote!

Your collection of Beanie Babies is dumb, but it’s your money so I guess it’s okay.

Yoko sounds like a PUA, which might explain a lot.

Kara, once you and Ed become BFFs, I sincerely hope you will be candid with him about how stupid that lion tattoo is.

The quality of mercy is not strained, dickcheese.

I will be back to paying $45 every two weeks for her wash, blow dry and press.

Fuck you in the ear, dickhead.

This is the song they play for me when I get reprogrammed after a mission.

Laundry?

I imagine Harvey Levin prays daily for Brad Pitt to go on a crack-fueled rant.

Counterpoint: Buy your own fucking microphone or get tazed to death, asshole.

The only thing that makes sense at this point is that he is secretly working for the Democratic party.

Whatever you say, hoss.

Maybe you should try to make your “point” more clear in the future, jackass.