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So, your theory is that Meatloaf is revolted/obsessed with being pegged?

Hudson Hongo has been putting in some good work on this one. And there was a(nother) cheese reference a few days ago (might’ve been Hudson) that absolutely floored me.

Sizzurp is a hell of a drug.

3.) American women are slaves of rich men.

So if you can determine whether one of your children is gay, should we pass a law saying you can’t abort a child because you found out that child is gay? Because that child is a woman? How would you feel about a law like that? What about a law regarding pop-tarts? I love pop-tarts. Would you like a pop-tart? I’ll be

It is his crime and his punishment.

I’m almost always against unions...

Points for The Quiet Man!

Very happy to see someone else acknowledge the Daredevil/Oldboy connection!

Long as everything is about you and everyone else is shitty and confusing...

#blacklivesmatter has inspired many black artists to flip out about any perceived slight.

Just another example of Republicans circumventing national law with state/local dictates.

Hell, it’s a t-shirt.

My kid sees me vacuum the floor; he wants to do that, too.

I must have missed the latest bad dad jokes. Sick 3s?

You know that you and everything you own now smells like leftover curry, right?

Just ignore him. He’s guarding your place for free.

BOOM!

...Lucasfilm responded and not in kind.