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I’m with you, brother. Until just now, I didn’t know there was a internet!

#fivehead

A bit of googling will reveal that Suge deserves a toilet that doesn’t flush at all.

Dickheads need to realize that some species die because we kill them.

Not everyone does a background check. Certainly not a barely-employable single mother without a computer who happens to be living next to this sweet old lady/potential babysitter.

No reason not to shit all over it then, eh?

I’m so tired of this “The planet will be fine!” line of reasoning.

You’re a stupid fucking slave. Don’t forget, you’ll die badly and with nothing.

They spent their entire budget ($548.29) on the pilot, and it’s been downhill from there.

You’re a doofus.

without horrible things like eugenics

Exactly. Every hamster dies, but not every hamster truly lives.

This is nice, but it was better when it was Portishead. Or was it Tricky?

Dago pleaded not guilty on all charges, including DUI manslaughter, vehicular homicide, and two counts of DUI with damage to a person.

I’d say this sort of chaotically intricate design kinda disproves God.

“The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.”

..and angered Chatsworth dorky-ass school administration.

Clearly, they’re taking their marching orders from the First Lady.

He owns a chain of garages.