Including this instance?

I've never wanted to watch wrestling since I was eight. Now, I kinda do.

Poor Canuck. Dude thinks fucking a Kardashian makes you an Honorary Black Person.

Better still, he could do community service in every continent in Africa and Europe. That should keep him out of North America for a while.

How many times has she changed her story about their nature of their relationship at this point? Which is to say, I guess if you're not making any money on the ho stroll anymore, you gotta get back together with your "soulmate."

$8500 isn't going to cover 32 weddings. They should have went the kickstarter route.

No, the lying liar who keeps lying is the worst person in this story.

I guess the takeaway here is that people who listen to Top40 country radio are some dumb motherfuckers.

It's like A Serbian Film is playing on loop in his head and the only thing that keeps him from murdering and then raping everyone he sees is his unwavering faith in Christ's love.

If that's the kind of shit Grandpa Duck says at a prayer breakfast, what does he talk about after he's had a couple of beers? And why don't most atheists feel the need to describe these sort of fantasies to strangers over brunch?

Actually, he might graduate to "pretty likeable" when he stops showing up on a news show every Sunday morning to blab about what he thinks the president should have done that week.

The thin, arched ones give people clownface.

Oh, she looks great. Still, this eyebrow thing lately...

Psssst! I've seen covers that didn't involve people looking like Burt.

The braille translates to "I know all there is to know about the crying game."

But she was trying to burn it down. Just like when Christ kicked the yoga instructors out of the temple.

Ain't no judge going to give this friendly white lady the time she deserves.

You should set up a gofundme or whatever. It's worked around here before, and you might get to be on the tee-vee.

"I'm not sure how many countries are involved with this shit. William Gibson was always writing about Japan, right? I love Blade Runner."

Nail on the head!