"I was at Coachella this year and I kept calling them 'denim underwear' cause all the girls wear the denim underwear and it's, like, a little obscene! I don't want to say that, but you know, sometimes I think that they're just too short. And now I'm turning into that person that I'm like, your shorts are too…

And, yet, they could afford to drink better wine while you couldn't. Everyone wins!

It's enough to make you think that weed isn't good for you.

I'll give you the "B" thing. And, if you like Catfish that much, that's cool, too.

What time is the Click Bowl?

How much for the robot from Johnny Mnemonic?

The joke would have been lost on him , anyway .

Can we all simply take a moment to acknowledge that Jarecki is no Errol Morris?

Do we get to pick what sort of Taliban we become?

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I say this way too much, but... these nutterbutters are no longer elected to make their region better. They are elected to break shit because half of the populace has been convinced that the government does nothing but try to kill them.

Beats shooting doctors.

The Great American Novel.

Comics are $4 each now. As a former addict, if it wasn't for the ones that friends that are still hooked throw my way now and again, I wouldn't read new ones at all.

Where's the nostalgia for Barney Google and Spark Plug? That's the movie I want.

As Gandhi famously said, "It's not that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing."

Don't see how this could end badly.

Was it the yellow eyes on stalks the fish has that threw you?

The Criterion Collection called on the telephone machine. They said they are sending the check for your endorsement of long, pretentious movies to you via pony express so that you'll have a chance to cash it before you die. Don't forget to take your pills, Grandma. Wouldn't want to miss the pony express.