I had a crush on a girl from the time I was four until I was fifteen or so. She was always nice about it, but was never into me. I wish to the sweet baby Jesus, an adult— because everyone knew— had given me the talk you gave to your son.

I would like to point out how deplorable racism is and, also, how much I think that Avengers 2 is going to be fucking awesome.

Nothing funny about being without shelter when it's no degrees. Unless they're serving up a double helping of the especially shitty parts of the gospel, you should probably leave these folks be, doofus.

Y GRIMACE BAD EMAIL?!?

Strangely, all of his technical innovations are slightly less groundbreaking and considerably less useful than Homer's makeup shotgun.

I'd say knowing which one is on is more embarrassing.

I hated the inconsistencies in this episode.

Excellent point! Why hasn't anyone thought of this? Aside from it ending the show.

As horrible-looking as all those face-sequins are, are white people no longer allowed piercings? Because if that's the case, Trudi wants a word with you and your piercing gun.

Que?

It's actually a fine Vonnegut book. Vonnegut, I understand, was not flattered.

I realize it would contradict the ephemeral nature of the pieces, but someone should spray those things down with some quick-drying resin before they start to melt. With a bit of work, you could assemble a ginormous ice-cube tray that churns out "Fighter" for every boring frozen town square everywhere. The Frost…

Not everything can be "For Better or Worse."

She has enough money to decide how much she thinks her legs are worth to her. Naomi should have used some of those blood diamonds to insure her hair.

Humble as ever, Ye.

That look isn't stress. It's nutterbutter. She probably went home and beat her kids.

Nine months? Did anyone of turning on a light while he was there?

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Those other Thor movies didn't have enough sausage for you?

"I'd like to paint you. I just got a big can of brown."