Wowzers! That's... that's really something. Here's a self-portrait of me, btw.

I had a couple or three thrupples last night. Came to in a sex box. Don't recommend it.

Looks like those fellas got their comeuppance. Good job, Scelfo!

Indeed. I don't know exactly what I just watched, but I liked it.

They almost certainly wear cups.

I know a "Raeden." Like that dude from Mortal Kombat. Poor lil' shit.

Something about the respect fundamentalists have for women makes me want to hop on a plane, join the cause, and be sent on a suicide mission. Or get raped to death by my "brothers."

"Vegas, baby. Vegas."

Is the box big enough for a two-year-old?

When will.i.am talks, I want to bash his head into a wall. Also, there is nothing "fly" about trying to convince people to wear, not one, but TWO, of your stupid manacle/watch thingies.

But how can we click on things if we don't pretend to give a shit about a movie we haven't seen? How will we know that we're not racist?

She's the hero of the goddamn movie! How did everyone who's not four miss that?

Fuck off, "Kennedy." Your tax dollars are well spent on public education.

Truly, the kugelschreiber is mightier than the sword.

Further proof that Judge and Goddess Marilyn Milian is right about everything— "The cheap comes out expensive."

i suggest you keep fucking that chicken.

dear Kitty

Progressive politics might have a better chance of succeeding if everyone involved stopped calling "dibs" on everything and fought with the people who actually hate our shared ideals.

Knew I'd find this comment quickly.