As has been noted, the music makes the whole thing even funnier. I'd like to think I'd be as cool about something like that as they clearly were.

I was wondering if I'd have to post this. Nicely put!

What will everyone at the office think now that they know you're wearing Fort Knox Underoos?

If you could be any more negative about the prospect of anything, you'd be a human black hole. You must have metric tons of friends and lovers.

Much like this shitberg's (it's like an iceberg, but made out of shit) art, that's your right.

At some point, this whole thing does start to feel like formerly-uncool, nouveau-hipster bitchery. You've the stomach to rake a bunch of hick kids over the coals and, yet, you can still curse Lena Dunham out of the other side of your mouth. Grow up.

"Well, sure, we'd all love some real friends."

I think you've hit the nail on the head— "free love," "swinging," and even acceptance were over because of a new plague, and it was, in the public's imagination both "time to pay the piper" and "a new day in America."

You're making perfect sense to me. Preach on!

Do you actually think extremely wealthy people watch Fox News?

This is all Greek to me.

It's a refusal to whisper this organization's name with the demanded reverence or fear.

There's a a balance in the middle, but I wonder of that type of reasoned debate is even possible on a site like this where trolls reflexively go to their ideological, corners of "you think men suck" and "because Nazis."

It's amusing how easy it is to be "sorry" for something one did or didn't do in one's youth.

You should start commenting in emoji.

Next year, 1% of the world's population will own over 50% of everything. They're currently at 48%. Of course, I wouldn't want those folks to pay more taxes— I'm going to be one of them!

The whole thing is mostly lavender to boot. Are there two shades or three?

Actually, he's worse than most of them, which is saying a lot.

What's it like to know that you're going to die any second now like all of the other horrible, old white, people who like opera?

Have your friends tried applying to places in the middle of nowhere where the average daily temperature is -200?