Does this fall under that #whitepeopleproblems thingy?

Bill Maher simply doesn't like religious folk putting their shit out on Front Street for the rest of us to walk around.

I keep thinking she's some sort of fashion person who's always dating a British rocker whose band I might have heard, but I think that's someone else. Is that person, the person I'm thinking of, of Asian descent? Is Rita? Because I keep thinking she's someone that maybe she isn't.

You should change your name to Eggface.

Someone should take your things. They probably deserve them since you suck.

do u even lift, bro?

You should kill those jokers.

That's a lot better looking than most moobs.

Yikes!

Fake born-again redneck from Texas breaks country. Fake Cuban catholic from Florida now running to the right of himself. With all that blue Massachusetts blood, I wonder what a Bush "from" California would sound like. Probably the same, at least in regards to big business.

You left out acid rain.

There are a lot of Cuban-Americans in Miami that vote Republican and won't be happy until we nuke Cuba. Obviously, he represents them vigorously.

I'll bite. What are these things we should be paying attention to? Aside from the dismantling of campaign finance reform?

She has the comfort of knowing that one of her boys turned out okay. Or, at least, votes okay.

How do you know what I'm listening to, dude?

Saying that too many people are talking is a piss-poor excuse for claiming someone is not being heard.

Que?

Say what you will, but the justified fear of a possibly fatal beating kept me from doing shit like this when I was a kid.

I'm going to finance blowing up the moon - because that is a better thing.

Ah, the magic of eating at a restaurant owned by a Manic Pixie Dream Doofus. I imagine the place will be a dollar store full of knock-off dancing Groots by this time next year.