Not even by proxy now...

You probably thought your response was clever. I’m just sitting here wondering where you fall on the autism spectrum.

Yes. You can blame them. If they actually used a nuclear weapon on any of those bases, or anywhere America, millions of people would die.

They’re probably referring to the expansion of NATO, which makes Russian panties get all bunchy and uncomfortable.

I’d rather see it destroy an area the size of Florida.

“...before you kick that bucket and check out.”

What’s the one thing you want to do before I kill you?

I always reply, “depends - how much time do I have?”

I always ask this question to random hitch hikers that I pick up.

Especially if the person asking looks like this

How about, “What are some cool bucket list things you wanna check out soon?”

I think it is implied that you start off with some sort of pretext such as, “You know I was talking with some friends last night and they asked me an interesting question that I’m still thinking about so, if I may, let me ask you,...”

... This kind of sounds like the person asking is going to kill the person they are talking to... like a sort of “any last requests” vibe...