You know what drives me crazy about stories like this? Dick Cheney, dreadful guy, warmonger, shot his friend in the face, still warmongering after the war blew up in our faces, is STILL ALIVE. Jim Henson, Molly Ivins, Robin Williams, Douglas Adams, , now Lenny Robinson, all dead as doornails. I’ve matured enough to…

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

Its always the good ones that die. (And usually at the hands of an idiot)

I heard they’re shit to drive.

I’m surprised they fired a missile while being that close to shore.

The biker deserves a fucking medal and his reaction should be taught as an example of the ideal way to handle shit like this.

Considering how coherent he is towards the end of the video, my guess is he wasn’t on anything. I think he's just a dick, and the look you see is the realization that he messed up big. The biker really did handle it well though.

Seems sluggish.

That seat is going to feel awesome after driving more than a few minutes.

Unfortunately, those little kids will probably grow up to be asshats too.

That headbutt was priceless

Not a biker myself, but why are stoppies “stupid”? They look cool and fun. Do you hate fun?

I cannot handle Shmee this AM.

Video is too long. Will have to watch it tonight.

2 low res 2 tell

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I want to be like him. Looks like a hell of a lot of fun. Life goals there

*bangs head against wall*

Yeah, Bro?

Driving a Ferrari, how hard can it be?