Wow! Can you be my new best friend!? LOL! (seriously!) LOL!

I didn’t know Depp had been cast and I was so enjoying the film and Colin Farrell was great (and also giving me strange and exciting underpants feelings) and then... Johnny Depp? Johnny... Depp? JOHNNY DEPP? And then he’s going to be in all the future films? Congrats for casting avada kedavra on my Fantastic Beasts…

Yeah he’s just being a dick but I can understand not wanting to fly commercial in his case. Especially if he’s flying to France, the smaller airports don’t have the same facilities as, say CDG in Paris. So I get it. He just doesn’t want to own up to his insane spending habits.

Lax opened a separate terminal for celebrities??? Do tell...

That sounds amazing, I’m so jealous. But not every airport has a separate first class lounge or security area and then there’s still the plane ride itself. I think it all depends on the destination and the circumstances.

There’s not a thing he could do that would make his hard core fans turn away. Seriously. Maybe if he was caught sexually abusing a child. Short of that - murder, beating his wife, being a general asshole and waste of space - these women will excuse it all away. “Oh, he’s misunderstood, he’s a tortured soul, she…

I love this. My Woody is Steven Tyler. I have run into that guy at multiple airports (Boston, LAX, Hawaii) and two restaurants. So freaking weird!

Actually, I’ve flown international first class back when I was a corporate attorney, and the airline literally sent a private car to pick me up, we drove into a separate airport entrance where private staff took my baggage and handled all of the screenings and check in for it, they took me to a separate private…

I doubt I would be using it in that way. I think some foreign words are common enough such as Schadenfreude are actually englsh now.

If you need to save money, put on a baseball cap and take the jewelry off and get it done. He doesn’t have to sit with the rest of us, naked and vulnerable, while waiting to board. Big airports have all this dialed in and uber-famous people fly commercial all the time without inconveniencing others significantly. I…

It’s not that his family lives in France, his family is in fact French. If you spent 20 years with a French partner and a bilingual child you would also be using words in this fashion.

Um yeah, I guess so, but then again I once found myself sitting next to (sir) Paul McCartney in an airport lounge and A) No one approached him and B) he boarded the plane last and everyone was chill.

To be fair, he probably is bigger than British Royalty in the US.

FFS. Travel like a pro. Don’t board first class until the masses have wiggled onto the plane. Then slip in quietly. But his ego is too large. He’s become a delicate flower

The fucking British Royalty has been known to travel commercial when they’re not working, ffs. But no, he’s bigger than Prince William? Sure.

Jesus. He’s a fucking brat.

I’ve always thought I could run a business in Hollywood with a camper full of clothes from Old Navy where I could make stars look like normal people so that no one notices them.

Multiple people down!

Everybody should just go to bed earlier. Nothing good ever happens after 9:30.