All the other characters were insufferable anyway, so its just as well. 

So am I the only person who watched the first season of Transparent, decided all of these people except Judith Light were awful human beings, and just gave up on the show? I didn’t see it as a fantastic bit of representation or that Maura was some sort of hero-I thought every main character was a selfish prick, there…

I feel old when I see how the youths wear make up. They all have thick ombré sharpie eyebrows and their skin looks like an overly shiny, contoured oil slick and I feel like they’re all wearing about 679 different products on their face at any given time. I’ll watch those make up videos and it’s fascinating how they…

I think of stuff like this in terms of lattes. They are the one indulgence I allow myself in my broke-ass life. These people spent like... 77,000 lattes (I’m averaging the cost of a latte here) on an admission they didn’t follow through on. I’ve never had ONE latte I didn’t drink.

I’ve had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

I sometimes hate living in California and not being able to comprehend that someone could purchase a whole house for 270k.

Now she’s going to have to settle for Vassar.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

When my daughter was having a hard time finding a job, I told her, “as long as I have a roof, you have a roof. I can’t promise that it will be ideal, or even comfortable. But you will never be homeless as long as I’m not.”

There’s this episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that I watched with my kiddos wherein Rainbow Dash keeps pranking everyonepony and it’s super stressful for her friends (except Pinkie Pie, who IS INTO IT). The episode ends with all the ponies pulling an elaborate prank on Rainbow Dash to make it look like…

Ted Neely was the best Jesus, though Judas had the best songs.

The sole woman among his band of disciples...

I understand.

Amen to that.

Watching Jesus Christ, Superstar, as a young and impressionable child has given me a high level of contempt for versions of Christ’s life not set in the 1970s and featuring Carl Anderson and his cleavage. (Pictured: what Bible stories should look like, according to me)

Is she though? Do you also get in your driver’s seat by entering through the passengers side door? Cause that’s what this spinning bra trick sounds like.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. I don’t have kids but love parenting-advice columns and was totally addicted to Supernanny. So glad Jo is coming back too.

I’m 45 and got my boobs at 14 so I win! Megan is 100% correct! Just reach around and hook it in the back like a grown up.  I will gladly die on my hills.

But what about.....rug burn? I don’t even know, spinning a bra around sounds inSANE. Especially if you have big ones that require extra strength brassieres.