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Think about the term “guilty pleasure” and what’s often cited:  things women are “supposed” to like such as romantic comedies, pop music, chick lit.  Have you ever heard of anything masculine-coded as someone’s guilty pleasure?

The other day, my husband said to me, “I decided not to try to reason with you about buying Jagged Little Pill on vinyl and bought what was in our Amazon cart.” I gave him a pitying look and said, “It is an amazing album. You’ll see.You’ll see.

All he wanted was a Diet Coke, and she wouldn’t give it to him.

No. I’m close to the area. People were literally parking on the fwy, and a few small children even wandered into the traffic. It’s an actual problem. Like, go, but don’t be a dumbass. Stay on the walkway, park in the designated area and watch your kids.

Born and raised Californian here. Josh Brolin’s accent is actually more like an actual for real California accent. He was born in Santa Monica, raised in California. Being a Californian doesn’t always mean talking like a Valley Girl . . . it’s just funnier to imagine we all sound like that and that we’re all blonde

NO! Stay the FUCK away. Idiots are parking ON THE FREEWAY for the ‘gram. They don’t fucking care that they are destroying the very thing they came to see. They want their picture but they don’t care that if they smash the flowers, the plant can’t set seed for the future blooms. Stupid people are crossing over the “do

“Research” now means “I googled something, scrolled by the results that looked like they could be from an actual scientific journal and went straight to the blogs that repeated my ignorant ideas in cursive on a pastel coloured background because memes > peer-reviewed science”

But, unlike before, I have learned my lesson and I am choosing not to make our decision public.”

“like a nerd” = “by believing every conspiracy theory I stumbled across

I actually really love that she’s talking about this. I had a shitty review at work this week, and feel like a total failure at life. To think that someone as respected and established as Juianne Moore could be fired kinda makes me think “you know what, no one is immune from this shit.” I know the shame she’s probably

Mint with tequila? Heresy! It should be a 'Your Lime is Now' flavor.

You laugh now, but by the end of the week, there will be a “Shequila” that comes in an “EmpowerMint” flavor, and we’ll all be a little more dead inside.

She is a well established interviewer.  That’s what this was.  Then add in her own personal experience and her years of covering this subject.  I cant’ think of many tv personalities more qualified to lead this discussion.

so, a single person is in the wrong for not wishing to give up their preferred seat for you? So you were snotty to them the entire flight? Wow.

I didnt even need to read her reply to know that she probably agreed to move seats. I've never met anyone who prefers a middle seat. And as for your situation with your girlfriend, that's on you. You should have paid the 13 dollars to pick a seat next to her. And if none were available, deal with it. I was stuck on a

If if a person picks their seat, and is happy with it, why should someone switch with you because you’re not happy with yours? I don’t understand the feeling that people are entitled to sit next to their significant other. 

In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.” 

Yeah some really unfortunate synergy here, and thank you for being brave enough for all of us whose fingers were hovering over the publish button, as shallow as we are

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

Morrissey’s a bit of a nob, tho.