People are constantly asking me what my husband thinks of me doing xyz. My answer is always:

“Traditional gender roles are EDGY when I do them!”

My god she’s insufferable. I too haven’t forgotten her Blaxploitation Period™. And now she must hijack the LGBTQ community, just so she can claim that’s she’s not just bride, she’s a cool bride y’all! <eyeroll>

Her statement about marriage is, and has been, said by 98% of college kids going back the last 20 years. 

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.

Huh, I guess my invite to Duchess Meghan’s shower got lost in the mail, I’ll just forward the Target gift card I got her.....

Actually L.A. has been in a cold snap for about 2 weeks, with highs in the low 50's. and freezing temps most nights. The warmest day in 2 weeks was 65 degrees yesterday. But stores in L.A. did not even have parkas,or any winter coats,so I had to layer a couple of sweaters and a hoodie to go to work. No raincoat…

Yerp, and leather. I’m gonna be fucking giddy once scientists can perfect and mass-produce lab grown meats too.

Prejudice and racism are different. To our detriment, the words are used interchangably.

“You just made a wet landing....right into my heart”

Maybe.

You’ll never guess what’s been returned to it’s upright position.

In the Golden Age of Air Travel, this would have been cute. Everybody was well-dressed, groomed, and easily amused by this kind of thing. It was the 60s! Swing, baby, SWING!

Now waiting for a woman who just got her 15th unwanted phone number from a creep to stand up and yell, “I am sick and tired of these motherfucking rakes on this motherfucking plane!” 

“Hey gurl, I see you don’t have nearly enough legroom”

right there with you. maybe we can include gina rodriguez too.

Based on what some of my relatives have said, she’s certainly not the first Latinx person to give white people a pass for being racist so she can get accepted into the white people, “Please don’t think I’m an overly sensitive minority crying racism,” fold.

I’ve often seen people tell white women that they need to “come get” whichever problematic ww is acting up that day. Well, on this day, as a Latina, I feel the need to come get Michelle, because this is just all levels of fucked up.

Go camping for a week with everything on your back and shit the river, else GTFO, Michelle.

It’s a shame that Spanish has gone the way of Aramaic and there is no longer anyone around who Kushner could have consulted with who could provide an accurate translation.