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oh yeah, I’d rather my dehydrated and abandoned kids starve to death in an underfunded and understaffed Argentinian hospital instead of getting someone elses milk.

Me enfada que hagan errores tan básicos como este, hay varios tipos de Peso y checarlo en internet no es gran molestia, sobretodo si lo incluyes en tu articulo como muestra de que no se les paga suficiente a los policías. 

That’s how it works in countries that aren’t America The States or The U.S.

Hello, Mexican here, it seems as if you used the wrong kind of Pesos.

I suspect a Venn diagram of the two groups would be a perfect circle.

Republican PR strategy for the Mueller investigation:

I am about the same age as Argento. There are zero reasons for someone her age to be alone in a hotel room with a 17 year old, unless it’s a family member. Whatever story she’s trying to sell, she should just stop. 

If they had done a few more computer enhancements, we would’ve seen all the tartigrades that live on him.

That’s not Illuminati, looks she wants to be Berber now.

You guys don’t think Tran’s op-ed deserved its own article? Seems a little diminishing to stick it in amongst Pete Davidson pics. Not to mention making us look at pics of Pete Davidson, someone I never wanted to see that up close.

One copes by getting a Skrillex haircut. Rogaine did shit for my hair loss, plus it can easily poison and kill cats even if they just get a smidgen on their paw because they’ll groom with that paw and spread the poison so I wasn’t gonna take any extra chances with my cat accidentally finding some. I was walking on

None of this has ever stopped me from eating Chipotle. I’m a monster.

Saw her across a hallway at college, and a voice said, “You’re going to marry her.”

I had the love at first sight feeling with my person. He did not feel the same way. lol. He had just started dating someone, but two and a half years later, we got together!

Re: Knowing when you meet the one.
Well, I can’t say anything about Grande’s love at first sight moment, but I can say I had one when I first saw my one and only, Mr. UrbanAchiever. A mutual friend had a b&w image of Mr. UA, and showed it to me. And I swear, bells went off in my head. We met a couple of weeks later in

Looks more like an outfit her Forrest Gump character would have worn than Buttercup. Jennnay!

Hot take: Amy Schumer is trying too hard.

Obvious take: Come the fuck on with that...’outfit’.

Wrong movie. That’s not Buttercup getting married. It’s flower child  Jenny, not marrying Forrest, Forrest Gump

(Do not slap gentle zoo animals either.)

I kind of wish Mara had taken a  bite out of crime