Yep! This was fun to write.

You know, some anxiety drugs and some therapy would probably clear that up in a couple of months.

It’s good that you realize that this is probably something you shouldn’t bring up with your wife. One thing you can tell yourself though is that the noises your baby makes while they eat are definitely less disruptive than the baby crying in the middle of the church because they’re hungry. 

Oh my fucking word, I don’t even know what my reaction would be if a guy tried to talk to me while I was breastfeeding. I hope I’d be able to wither him with a scathing retort but in reality I would probably just shriek unintelligibly and then start crying from frustration.  

Thank you for bringing up that meme, I instantly had to look up the Rock Profile skit and rewatch it for the thousandth time

How is literally every man in Hollywood terrible? Like how? I’d still watch Blackish without him. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care. The universe will not take Tracee Ellis Ross and Marsai Martin (Diane) away from me. He can go. Bye creep. 

And you know those iced tea drinkers, notorious abortion havers those people.

I...just...what??? What on earth is the thought process here? “Abortion is wrong! I’ll put these pictures into a box of diapers because...wait, living human babies wear diapers so they weren’t aborted...uh...oh fuck it.”

Since it invariably is going to come up, I don’t understand how people can scream “this is a witchhunt” or “people are too sensitive” or “this is SJW nonsense” when time and again big gaming/tech companies have proven to be navel gazing, bro-clubs who alienate anyone who isn’t a straight white male.

It’s not…

I respectfully disagree. It’s a terrible response because what he’s suggesting is that women have a responsibility to tell him when he’s making them uncomfortable. Now I’m all for clear communication, but it’s not other people’s responsibility to educate him on what is and is not appropriate behavior, especially when…

Any time a man says you need his “big dick” he is overcompensating.

fine, I’ll ask it: how come you can tweet with a busted fingernail but not text, Miss D?

Paul Rudd forever !!!!!!

maybe because they fucking want to and it has nothing to do with this story.

Okay, but “Thundah, feel the thundah” is just a nightmare song.

That top that Jenner is wearing is not lingerie. That is clearly designed to be outerwear. Good grief.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

Maybe I’m a heartless bitch but I don’t understand why couples freak out about sitting next to each other. When my boyfriend and I fly, we get to our seats, immediately put on headphones, and close our eyes. I don’t need to be next to him, I spend plenty of time with him in day to day life.

This story feels incomplete. Cynically, my first instinct is that this is some weird PR for Delta.

Flipper? I just met ‘er!