They had to throw away the board that counted days without a workplace injury when they signed RGIII.

I expect the Browns to use this as bulletin board material. Right next to their “Hang in there” kitten poster.

I’m going to show these videos to my kids and ask why they are not better sports babies.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

“Oh, wow, that is the whole leg. Was gonna say, if it’s just the foot I know a few tricks that could help...”

Pretty impressive. I mean, meeting your own goal at age 18.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

Cease Bowel Functions.

At first I was surprised it was the Falcons and not the Browns who lost on a pick-2 interception because it seemed the Brownsiest way to lose. But then I realized the Browns would have to lead a game, however briefly, to lose that way. Which is when I realized it’s actually the Chargerest way to lose a game and was…

Since my gram passed away from cancer I’d support that cause.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.

The hint here for the Athletics is to get their shit together

You’d think they’d have found cause for both Pagano and Grigson after last season.

The $15 minimum wage idea is nice-sounding, but fraught with peril. It will escalate the drive for large corporations to automate and eliminate labor. Smaller businesses will go away in large numbers, and what will be unseen is the number of small businesses that will never open going forward.

Fisher: “We’re not going 7-9!”

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler