Still a better love story than Twilight.

You could say he was hamstrung by his shoulder injuries? No? Fuck.

This is even more disturbing than the Raiders allowing Jamarcus Russell to play when he was completely healthy.

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Kaepernick’s probably available.

*Cums*

It really did peak a decade ago.

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

He goes back into the draft next year, and the Chargers will be prohibited from picking him again.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, ....I wish it were 1825

Bring back fat kickers.

They can take my home button. But they will have to keep the headphone jack if they want to keep my business.

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

“Jason, can you please identify the man in the courtroom that you believe illegally posted your medical records without your permission. Just go ahead and point him out. Don’t be afraid, just point at him.”