I love my pet horse, but damn, I don’t take him any further than the woods.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

I’m digging the two-hour lunch. I need to put a little 18th century into my working life.