That’s not a penis, just a poorly drawn Homestar Runner.

Um, sorry, what company? Asking for a fiend—friend! I meant “friend.”

The first time I saw a saw a dick, I was only like 4. And now I’m a stripper.

Brb, getting my toddler castrated.

My two sons think their dicks are fucking hilarious.

It seems so controlling...like get a girls permission for the photos and definitely before you throw out their birth control! I can’t imagine what I would do if someone did that to me, dump them probably.

Direct your chicken leg house to Los Angeles, you need to have a talk with Elliot Berlin.

I’d like to see how “cute” my partner thought it was when I was weeping in agony from my next period.

Exactly. I have a better chance of knowing who “Dr. Berlin” is (a poorly-written comic book villan?) than either of these people.

RUN GIRL RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Hey now, cut that out! Politics and legislation have no place here in make believe land!

We need to adjust for inflation with this stuff. No, wait, just realized gone with the wind would still be #1 for all time. Carry on.

Which is scarier: Jaws or the Exorcist?

**pound-for-pound, the first Alien is the scariest movie ever.

In that case, I’ll take my chances.

Yeah, it’s all fun and games and making “choices” until their dipshit husband asks for a divorce and leaves them with no useful life skills at the age of 40. Women’s roles throughout history as domestic caretakers is a byproduct of the patriarchy and this culture of “mom is the most important job!” continues to harm…

So, to be clear it was yanked and was not pulled out ?

“I’m a wife and a mom”

@ArielWray

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

Thank you, finally someone who understands me.