Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

I guess Carson went.

The fact that his name is a homophone for Clay makes it even easier for me to imagine his internal monologue during games running exactly like the narrator’s voice in Less Than Zero.

“Dumb question - How long does a NFL overtime last?????”

and now I have “daddy would you like some sausage” stuck in my head

Patrick Bateman agrees.

“Pussies” - Philly Santas