Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

I thought that was done to sell the illusion that bankruptcy is there only option - it’s not.

I’m really glad all those extremist Arab countries that fund all these terror groups are on the list too... oh wait.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

This one explains it better:

I agree it’s a dumb thing to feel hurt over, but I disagree about it being a dumb thing to get into a disagreement about: I love moral debates about wacky sci-fi/fantasy scenarios like that.

The best single sentence to sum up conservatism: “I’ve got mine, so fuck you.”

Sorry LW3 but the disagreement you are having with your wife not telling you if she slept with your friend IN ANOTHER FUCKING REALITY! Sorry guy but that is a dumb thing to get into a disagreement about. Mostly because the timeline was erased by other time traveling and time travel isn’t real!

I would like to be on Dancing With the Stars because I want to be a star.

It’s like the glasses are a fucking lie.

Rick “The leaping gentleman” Perry.

America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

The fact that I said nothing about it being the best just because it has black actors and actresses in it and you did, is very telling.

“It is not a secret that we have some gun issues that need to be addressed,” Daniels, a Democrat, said on the House floor Wednesday, CNN reports. “But the real thing that needs to be addressed are issues of the heart.”

They really don’t need a formal review process to figure out why they have a gender pay gap. I can tell them right now:

Anybody got some green paint?

I think this is a much better model to copy.

Anyone checked to see if people are actually dropping anything in there? I imagine most people dispose of their shit the traditional way. By getting fucking blazed before getting on their plane back to Pieoria.

Oh, Danielle....you know the colonizers would lose their minds over anything that portrays Black people in a positive light, or at least one that shows them as superior to them.