Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

Definitely not posting this only kind of related tweet because I am Mad Online..

What are the odds she’s resigning now as a pretext to make sure nothing else she did comes to light?

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Unpopular? The whole point of his character is that he’s a stupid, selfish oaf.*

*at least I assume that is still his character. I haven’t watched in in 15 years because...well, you know.

She’s not wrong, but you also know why she didn’t expand on why there aren’t more black mothers crying on TV. Simple answer is misogynoir.

The National Rifle Association spokeswoman, Dana Loesch, knows exactly what she is doing. Her job as a mouthpiece for the NRA is to shift the focus from looking at gun laws to looking at anything else but gun laws.

I’m in an odd position here, because basketball is my least favorite major sport, but basketball players and coaches are my most favorite athletes.

“Let’s do our best not to crush them before they make the world better.”

I wish someone would sit this blithering idiot down and tell him that the Second Amendment only protects the right to bear arms.

Also it’s not like The Communist Manifesto is relevant to any subject like say Economics, History, Sociology, Politics, Public Speaking or a hundred other courses.

It is because every waking moment of their lives is spent pushing their own agenda. They cannot grasp the concept that sometimes people just let other people be.

These motherfuckers need a goddamn hobby. Folks just want to live their lives without some nosey puritans getting up their asses. The next time some rightwing blow hard tries to give me a “small government” argument I’m going to take a dump in their lap.

“We’re not asking for banning because I know that would just sink our ship,”

Aw man, I was happy to give you the benefit of the doubt that you were just pointing out that our elders have honest to goodness wisdom to share, but then you had to go and be a dick.

If you’re high and mighty in real life as you are in this comment, I feel sorry for those around you.

Even white teachers get it

Come on, now. We’ve all got a half-dozen or so talented and gorgeous daughters and have produced some of the greatest releases in the history of recorded music. Hell, I’m even writing this from my palatial estate that all of us have and oh my I just remembered I’m Quincy Jones and maybe that’s why this is so…

Lastly, and I speak from personal experience on this, as a faculty member I love my colleagues but I don’t want 20% of them armed. You want to see a spike in workplace violence? Give a bunch of teachers and professors guns and see how quickly a staff meeting or tenure and promotions process gets violent. Do you…