“I never said give teachers guns... I just laid out a very detailed scenario of why it would be the best course of action, without listing any of the possible downsides...”

He’s saying that he never said he’d “give” guns to teachers. Don’t worry! He’ll make them buy their own.

I always thought “arm the teachers” was some kind of dark, sarcastic joke that only the dumbest and most deranged would consider an actual fucking solution, but now that their cult leader has endorsed it, I’m anticipating full Republican support for it because they’ll back ANYTHING Dear Leader tells them to. The…

I said “give guns to teachers”!

Also, too bad that Trainer’s been collecting a gotdam check for over a year and a half now.

Thankfully we still win with ice where it counts most, in our massive icewall on the border, to keep out all the yankees when your country finally descends into the eternal hellfire that is coming. Maybe you can use the gold medals to barter for food or shelter in the near future.

I guess Canada just didn’t have the stones today.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

you forgot to factor in that baseball is also a lot more boring than hockey

Canadian here, and first congrats to the American women. Great game and they deserve it. And I know while it sounds like sore loser talk, I assure you it is not. The Canadians lost fair and square but holy FUCK how is it that a shootout can decide a championship in this or any sport. Seriously who is in favour of…

It’s never an appropriate celebration song.

This may not have been the best choice for the victory song, particularly in Asia...

Yeah, well, your President is still Donald Trump.

That’s only going to happen if the younger generation of men is demonstrably different than the one that’s aging out. Culturally and structurally, not much has happened to make men change, so I don’t hold out much hope that there will be passive change as a result of a generation dying out. I still see a ton of…

“For whatever reason, for better or worse, she doesn’t seem to have that inner voice that says you can’t do it.”

It’s not about respecting the sanctity of the Olympics or the IOC, but it’s certainly rude to your fellow competitors. The idea that you can spend a lot of time with the other athletes (either on the mountain or during your downtime in the isolated ski resorts where competitions take place) and then go out and…

Given the rules and regulations, no one really got harmed by Elizabeth going to the Olympics. If Elizabeth didn’t go, they would have brought in the 28th-ranked person.

“conspiracists accusing them of being “crisis actors.” JFC. This is incredibly disgusting that these kids have to go through this. It’s mind blowing that this is happening. How do people that think like this live with themselves. smh. So frustrating that we can’t really do anything to stop this shit and silence those…

You can tell Scocca is important here because Craggs actually wrote something about him instead of putting it off until the last moment and missing his deadline.