Who? Who says that?

“Build your own damn peripherals.” - Nintendo

Because the rule was changed a while back so that the penalty is enforced on the subsequent kickoff. It’s because honestly, nobody would care if the kicker had 15 more yards to go to kick an extra point—that’s still makeable enough that the penalty would be relatively meaningless and we’d be seeing unsportsmanlike…

I didn’t know they were Quiverfulls! That explains a lot. Quiverfulls are all about child abuse as the proper way to “raise” children. A year’s salary says there was some sexual abuse, too.

Calvin being a fatalist shouldn’t be surprising.

Ramen. When the water boils drop an egg in and add mixed frozen vegetables along with the noodles.

RAMEN NOODLES and if you fix your mouth to say otherwise, I’m ready to throw down

Diggs was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct for the helmet toss; however, it being the final regulation play, it wasn’t enforced.

“It’s really bizarre because you’re doing the whole show but with literally no people”

Antonio Brown is basically a cheat code at this point.

“Teenage boys are really, really dumb” is the anthem used alongside “boys will be boys” to excuse bad (often criminal) behaviour all the time since time immemorial. All that does is mitigate the behaviour and enable it to continue.

Jeff, you had every opportunity to close the barn door, but the cow’s gone now and taking a big shit on democracy.

While Flake isn’t wrong (on this particular issue), I think he’s trying to position himself for a presidential run. He’s ingratiating himself with the press and trying to come off as the reasonable adult in the room to establishment and moneyed GOP donors. Too bad it’s too little, too late for the republic.

It’s not you cheating you just need to find a good barber that cares about his client’s and how they care for their hair.

To be fair, to preface a Nassar story with a backcap at this point would be like explaining that Trump won the election in every story about him. It’s accepted to be general knowledge at this point. Though it does sound like you had your hands full this year so no judgment on not knowing that.

Kyle Stephen’s father also took his own life, in part due to the despair over realizing he didn’t believe his daughter.

I just watched some of the victims and their family address Nassar in court on CNN and I want to force anyone who says that they’re ‘bored’ of the #metoo discussions to watch this. It’s heartbreaking and unbelievable and I hope USAG, MSU, the IOC and everyone else who has been complicit in covering this up for many,…

Alternate possibility: she has dumb, rich parents who are paying out-of-state rates to send her to what is not an especially prestigious university, and isn’t even all that close to either a beach or a ski slope.

“In a statement, an MSU spokesperson said that President Lou Anna Simon (whom Cowen called “a coward”) and Board of Trustee Chairperson Brian Breslin weren’t in the courtroom because they didn’t want to take the focus away from the victims.”

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.